Avoid contact at any cost.
There are a couple different ways to contact Golden Shoulders to set up shows, ask about the songs, or just get advice on sexy relationships.
We can be found on Facebook
. Our Facebook page is updated semi-frequently and is probably the best/fastest way to see what we've got going on outside of the website you're looking at right now. Our MySpace page still technically exists, but we never update it or check messages on there or anything. You know, just like you and your friends.
You can e-mail us at email@example.com
. It's genuinely the best way to reach us.
We used to have a street address to which one could send postcards and handwritten death threats. This is no longer the case, sadly.
We'll work on that.