You're looking at the website for Golden Shoulders, a band from Nevada City, Calfornia. I'm sorry to say it's March 31, 2020 already.
 
Here's what we look like, sort of. Click on the li'l pictures to see the big ones. (These are sorted from newest to oldest, so, you know, uh, we'll look elderly at the beginning and slowly become infants, like in a movie.)



You can find more here.

© 2020 Golden Shoulders, Nevada City, California
a victimless crime up to the time it happened to me